1. You go around the streets of New York afraid that there will be a band of Tusken Raiders just around the corner.
2. You think winning one of those cool (sarcasm there) Star Wars ccg tournament T-shirts will get you some chicks.
3. you're car gets stuck in some mud and you try to use your mental powers to get it out.
4. You think you're the coolest guy on Hoth.
5. You start a posse with all your friends and call yourselves the Rebel Alliance.
6. Your goal in life is to destroy the Death Star and save the universe.
7. You're reading this web page while in your Star Wars under-wear.
8. You wish you had a father as cool as Darth Vader.
9. This web page really offends you.
10. You name your three sons Luke, Han and Chewbacca.
11. You travel the world seeking Yoda.
12. You make an X-Wing out of legos, hop into it and push it off the empire state building and while you're in the air you
wonder why it isn't working.
13. You go into bars expecting to find a whole assortment of aliens and other living beings.
14. You're in the mental institution just because you asked someone for directions to Tatooine.
15. You know more about the history of Dagobah then you do about Earth.
16. Your only dis is "I could have been your father but Chewbacca beat me up the stairs."
17. Your imaginary friend is named C3-P0.
18. Two words... NO LIFE!
19. You finish every sentence with "may the force be with you!"
20. You started crying when your mom told you that Yoda wasn't real.
.21.You try to impress girls by doing your Chewbacca imitation.
22. You're thinking about starting a religious cult centering around the Force.
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23. You wake up hung over and you think it's because of the effects of carbonite freezing.
26. You actually kill Star Trek fans.
27. Your best pick-up line is "Hey baby, wanna see my light saber?"
28. Your parents buy you a TIE Fighter for your 18th birthday.
29. You try to access this site by using the force.
30. You hang upside down from tree limbs and yell, "HEY EVERYONE, IM LUKE SKYWALKER!!!"
31. You are so obsessed that you make up an alternate past convinced that Luke Skywalker is your father and you're only on
Earth because you're being hidden from the Empire
32. You analyze the Star Wars trilogy for your Astronomy term paper.
33.You wonder why Hitler didnt make a death star.
34. You get up every morning and you can't wait to blast some Imperial Storm Troopers!
35. You look in the yellow pages to see if a Jedi training center really does exist.
36. You join the military in hopes of using Imperial blasters.
37. You get mad when you see Chewbacca misspelled.
38. You wonder why the "authentic light saber" you bought for 400 dollars doesn't work.
39. You take the time to make a web page link entitled "You Know You're a Star Wars Geek When..."